Thursday, April 20, 2017

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...
from:Mr.Frank Smith "www."@sepia.ocn.ne.jp
reply-to:"Mr.Frank Smith" <atmcarddelivery@citromail.hu>

Seal of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  (So typing "seal of..." makes this an official communique from the FBI, right?  I see...I see...)
OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
JAMES B. COMEY III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU
OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

FROM: JAMES B. COMEY III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET (Why are they yelling at me??!!)

The federal bureau of investigation (FBI)through our intelligence-monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via UBA BANK.

So, we, the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc (because the FBI wouldn't capitalize it's name and wouldn't capitalize DC, right?), in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network noting that your transaction with the UBA BANK OF AFRICA. legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund US$40.7,000,000.00 (Forty million Seven Hundred Thousand united states dollars)  (random capitalization and a severe lack of punctuation combined with nonsensical sentences = scam, maybe?)

Because of so much scam going on in Benin Republic We the federal bureau of investigation (again with the no capitilization...) decided to contact the FedEx Courier Service Company in Benin Republic.for them to give us their procedures on how to sent this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the UBA BANK Benin Republic and they have loaded your US$40.7,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the FedEx courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep.

You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.

Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)
Mailing $60.00 00.00
Insurance $100.00 00.00
Vat $60.00 00.00
TOTAL $2045.00
$2020
.............................. .............................. ..........
Special Express (2 Days)
Mailing $130.00 00.00
Insurance $50.00 00.00
Vat $20.00 00.00
TOTAL $2000.00
$2000.

.............................. .............................. ................
Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $50.00 00.00
Insurance$?30.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $28.00 00.00
TOTAL $108.00 00.00
$1008

.............................. .............................. ........
You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note. We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/ Office address and postal address are certified OK.

Alright...I can't resist the paragraph above.  I'm hereby required to advice?  Seriously.  Then...so take note is a complete sentence?  Seriously - this lack of grammar and complete misuse of the English language is a dead give-away.  These things are so hilarious to me...

DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -
Receiver's Name :............................. .................  (you emailed ME...shouldn't you KNOW this?)
Address:...................... .............................. ...........
Tel/:......................... .............................. ...............
Delivery Information/ Parcel Description

------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Delivery Terms: .............. .......International Delivery
Condition Of Delivery..............Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: ........... MI
Color of Parcel: ..................... Brown.
Total Weight: ..........................36.2 kg
Total Net Weight: ...................1.7 kg
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------

HERE IS RECEIVER INFORMATION TO WIRE TRANSFER THE AMOUNT YOU CHOSE.

Receiver Name:.....: Tony Jack
Country:.......... Cotonou Benin Republic
Question:....: Urgent
Answer:....: yes
Sender Name:....
MTCN:..........

We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package .You can as well get in touch with the FedEx delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep.

Below is the delivery companies contact information:
Companies Name: Federal Express Courier Service.
Directors Name: Mr.Frank Smith

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

Best Regards,
JAMES B. COMEY III
Federal Bureau of Investigation

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