ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

Blue's comments are always in purple italics...

from:		Mr.Frank Smith <"www."@sepia.ocn.ne.jp>
reply-to:		"Mr.Frank Smith" <atmcarddelivery@citromail.hu>

Seal of the Federal Bureau of Investigation  (So typing "seal of..." makes this an official communique from the FBI, right?  I see...I see...)
OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
JAMES B. COMEY III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU
OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

FROM: JAMES B. COMEY III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET (Why are they yelling at me??!!)

The federal bureau of investigation (FBI)through our intelligence-monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via UBA BANK.

So, we, the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc (because the FBI wouldn't capitalize it's name and wouldn't capitalize DC, right?), in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network noting that your transaction with the UBA BANK OF AFRICA. legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund US$40.7,000,000.00 (Forty million Seven Hundred Thousand united states dollars)  (random capitalization and a severe lack of punctuation combined with nonsensical sentences = scam, maybe?)

Because of so much scam going on in Benin Republic We the federal bureau of investigation (again with the no capitilization...) decided to contact the FedEx Courier Service Company in Benin Republic.for them to give us their procedures on how to sent this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the UBA BANK Benin Republic and they have loaded your US$40.7,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the FedEx courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep.

You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.

Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)
Mailing $60.00 00.00
Insurance $100.00 00.00
Vat $60.00 00.00
TOTAL $2045.00
$2020
.............................. .............................. ..........
Special Express (2 Days)
Mailing $130.00 00.00
Insurance $50.00 00.00
Vat $20.00 00.00
TOTAL $2000.00
$2000.

.............................. .............................. ................
Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $50.00 00.00
Insurance$?30.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $28.00 00.00
TOTAL $108.00 00.00
$1008

.............................. .............................. ........
You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note. We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/ Office address and postal address are certified OK.

Alright...I can't resist the paragraph above.  I'm hereby required to advice?  Seriously.  Then...so take note is a complete sentence?  Seriously - this lack of grammar and complete misuse of the English language is a dead give-away.  These things are so hilarious to me...

DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -
Receiver's Name :............................. .................  (you emailed ME...shouldn't you KNOW this?)
Address:...................... .............................. ...........
Tel/:......................... .............................. ...............
Delivery Information/ Parcel Description

------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Delivery Terms: .............. .......International Delivery
Condition Of Delivery..............Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: ........... MI
Color of Parcel: ..................... Brown.
Total Weight: ..........................36.2 kg
Total Net Weight: ...................1.7 kg
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ----------

HERE IS RECEIVER INFORMATION TO WIRE TRANSFER THE AMOUNT YOU CHOSE.

Receiver Name:.....: Tony Jack
Country:.......... Cotonou Benin Republic
Question:....: Urgent
Answer:....: yes
Sender Name:....
MTCN:..........

We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package .You can as well get in touch with the FedEx delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep.

Below is the delivery companies contact information:
Companies Name: Federal Express Courier Service.
Directors Name: Mr.Frank Smith

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

Best Regards,
JAMES B. COMEY III
Federal Bureau of Investigation

If this post helped you or prevented a scammer from gaining another victim, let me know!  I'd love to hear from you in the comments!

FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.

from:		FBI OFFICE <"www."@chic.ocn.ne.jp>
reply-to:		"Mr.Frank Willioms" <frank.williams1978@hotmail.com>

FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20423-0002
E-MAIL: fbi_fbi@barid.com

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This is to officially inform you that we have completed an investigation on an
International Payment in which was issued to you by an International Lottery
Company. With the help of our newly developed technology (International
Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was
automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you
the sum of $7.4million USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of
America. We have authorized this winning to be paid to you via  SWIFT ATM CARD.

The stated amount of $7.4million USD has been deposited with IMF. We have
completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning
prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free,
due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMF you will be
required to settle the following bills directly to the Agent in-charge of this
transaction whom is located in Cotonou, Benin Republic. According to our
discoveries, you were required to pay for the following,

(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )

CONTACT AGENT NAME:MR.Frank Williams
CALL:+229-9864-9277
E-MAIL :(frank.williams1978@hotmail.com)

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how
to send the required $157.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $7.4
million USD via SWIFT ATM CARD from IMF, also include the following transaction
code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction: (TPS014P_CL01).
This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is
authorizing you to pay the required $157.00 ONLY to Mr.Frank Williams
information in which he shall send to you,

Federal Bureau of Investigation F B I
HON.JAMES B.COMEY DIRECTOR FBI,
III Director Office of Public Affairs
E-MAIL:(fbi_fbi@barid.com)

RELEASE OF YOUR ATM CARD BY INSTRUCTION OF FBI

MR. CHRIS SWECKER <"FBI."@road.ocn.ne.jp>

ATTENTION


IN A RECENT MEETING HELD WITH THE FBI DIRECTOR CONCERNING DEBT RECONCILIATION,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE AGREED TO RELEASE YOUR FUND WORTH ($12.8
MILLION USD) WHICH WILL COME VIA GLOBAL AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE DEBIT MASTER
CARD AS INSTRUCTED FROM OUR HEADQUARTER BY JAMES B COMEY, DIRECTOR OF THE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI HOWEVER, THE BELOW INFORMATION IS NEEDED AS
TO ENABLE THE PROFILING OF YOUR ATM CARD AND IT'S DELIVERY TO YOU:


Full Name:

Age:

Occupation:

Phone Number:

Address:

UNDERNEATH IS THE CONTACT INFORMATION OF APPOINTED DISPATCH PERSON WHOM YOU ARE
TO FORWARD THE ABOVE REQUESTED DETAILS:

CONTACT PERSON DR. COLLINS HUTTER
EMAIL: collinshutter@gmail.com
EMAIL: collins.hutter18@yahoo.com


ONCE WE RECEIVE THIS INFORMATION, WE WILL PROCEED WITHOUT DELAY.

THANK YOU.

MR. CHRIS SWECKER
FBI REPRESENTATIVE