Have you gotten one of these fabulously bad and ridiculous emails? Want me to mess with them? Send me a challenge. Let's see what we can do and how elaborate a web of comical sarcastic obnoxious annoyances we can throw at them.
~blue
Showing posts with label email scam. Show all posts
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$100 MILLION CAN I TRUST YOU
| from: | Karel info@mail.com | ||
| reply-to: | kareltredouxgunter@gmail.com |
INVESTMENT OF $100,000.000.00
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
AFTER A SERIOUS THOUGHT.
from: Dr.Tunde Lemo contact@cbn.org
reply-to: dr.tundelemo@katamail.com
(Yep, you guessed it...the addresses don't match...)
Dear sir (What if I'm a chick?)
After a serious thought, i decided to reach you directly and personally
because i do not have anything against you, but your Nigerian (Aha...do I sense a disturbance in the force? Could this be another classic Nigerian scam?) partners. i
am the deputy governor of central bank of Nigeria in charge of wire
transfer/telex department of the central bank of Nigeria,Some time in the
past your
Nigerian partners approached me through a friend of mine who works with one
of the ministries here and requested that i assist them conclude a money
transfer deal .they told me to help program the transfer to you.
According to them, they wanted to use this strategy to transfer a huge
amount of united states dollars, the money has been floating in the CBN
suspense account since then. we agreed that once i do this, they would give
me $100,000.00 and give me another us$100,000.00 when i release the fund to
your account. when they saw that i have programmed it and your name has
been approved among the list of those to be paid, instead of giving me the
agreed deposit of us$100,000.00, they started avoiding me and resorted to
threats.i immediately deleted the transfer code of the fund, which is only
known to me because of my position, and released other contractors fund and
inheritance payments without yours. They became angry. When they saw that
their threat did not work, they started bribing other officials to get
another approval to transfer the money to you without success. i want you
to
know that i am 100% responsible for the delay and obstructions because of
their breach of trust.
If you doubt what i have just told you, then consider what has transpired
through out your claim process, they continue to ask you to pay money and
at the end no result and they still tell you to another fee with any result
yet. they are simply wicked. now if you want us to work together, these are
my conditions.
No. 1: I will have 20% of the money because it is only the two of us left
for now. (You will? 20% of the non-existant money? Hmm...20% of nothing is nothing. Sounds good to me so far...)
No. 2: You will assist my son to open an account in your country where i
will pay in my own share. (Awfully demanding, aren't you? I will? Says who?)
No.3: It will be useless and mere waste of time and money if you continue
with any other person, so we will conclude this transaction with utmost
secrecy with the above telephone and email only. (Of course...don't tell anyone, so you can scam me out of thousands. I see...)
No. 4: You will provide me with your private telephone, mobile and a
private email to facilitate easy communication between you and i only. if
these
conditions are acceptable to you, contact me as soon as possible to let us
finalize, so that the funds can be released to your account after due
protocols has been observed. but if you are not interested, i advice you to
forget the fund and stop wasting your time with your so called partners. (Oh...so very demanding again! I will? I think not. Nope...don't hafta, don't wanna, not gonna.)
For further response send to my secured private email
address;dr.tundelemo@katamail.
After a serious thought, i decided to reach you directly and personally
because i do not have anything against you, but your Nigerian (Aha...do I sense a disturbance in the force? Could this be another classic Nigerian scam?) partners. i
am the deputy governor of central bank of Nigeria in charge of wire
transfer/telex department of the central bank of Nigeria,Some time in the
past your
Nigerian partners approached me through a friend of mine who works with one
of the ministries here and requested that i assist them conclude a money
transfer deal .they told me to help program the transfer to you.
According to them, they wanted to use this strategy to transfer a huge
amount of united states dollars, the money has been floating in the CBN
suspense account since then. we agreed that once i do this, they would give
me $100,000.00 and give me another us$100,000.00 when i release the fund to
your account. when they saw that i have programmed it and your name has
been approved among the list of those to be paid, instead of giving me the
agreed deposit of us$100,000.00, they started avoiding me and resorted to
threats.i immediately deleted the transfer code of the fund, which is only
known to me because of my position, and released other contractors fund and
inheritance payments without yours. They became angry. When they saw that
their threat did not work, they started bribing other officials to get
another approval to transfer the money to you without success. i want you
to
know that i am 100% responsible for the delay and obstructions because of
their breach of trust.
If you doubt what i have just told you, then consider what has transpired
through out your claim process, they continue to ask you to pay money and
at the end no result and they still tell you to another fee with any result
yet. they are simply wicked. now if you want us to work together, these are
my conditions.
No. 1: I will have 20% of the money because it is only the two of us left
for now. (You will? 20% of the non-existant money? Hmm...20% of nothing is nothing. Sounds good to me so far...)
No. 2: You will assist my son to open an account in your country where i
will pay in my own share. (Awfully demanding, aren't you? I will? Says who?)
No.3: It will be useless and mere waste of time and money if you continue
with any other person, so we will conclude this transaction with utmost
secrecy with the above telephone and email only. (Of course...don't tell anyone, so you can scam me out of thousands. I see...)
No. 4: You will provide me with your private telephone, mobile and a
private email to facilitate easy communication between you and i only. if
these
conditions are acceptable to you, contact me as soon as possible to let us
finalize, so that the funds can be released to your account after due
protocols has been observed. but if you are not interested, i advice you to
forget the fund and stop wasting your time with your so called partners. (Oh...so very demanding again! I will? I think not. Nope...don't hafta, don't wanna, not gonna.)
For further response send to my secured private email
address;dr.tundelemo@katamail.
Best regards.
Dr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy governor, (CBN) (Most people capitalize their title, dude. Seriously.)
Classic Nigerian scam, with a twist. He's trying to convince me that he's helping me...you know, out of the goodness of his sweet little heart. Truth is, he'd just as soon rob me blind. And I guarantee he doesn't work for a bank. Remember, kids, if it sounds too good to be true...
~Blue Dragonfly
TRUST!!!
from: Sgt. Henning Hansen sgthansen114@gmail.com
reply-to: sgthhansen114@gmail.com
reply-to: sgthhansen114@gmail.com
(It's subtle, but it's there...the from and reply to addresses don't match.)
Hello friend,
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Sgt. Henning Hansen, I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubahin Iraq,we have some amount of funds that we want to move out of the country.we need your help to receive this funds on our behalf. Please i hope you are most suitable for this opportunity.You will be entitled to 30 percent for your help. Contact via: sgthhansen114@gmail.com
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Sgt. Henning Hansen, I am in the Engineering military unit here in Ba'qubahin Iraq,we have some amount of funds that we want to move out of the country.we need your help to receive this funds on our behalf. Please i hope you are most suitable for this opportunity.You will be entitled to 30 percent for your help. Contact via: sgthhansen114@gmail.com
Henning
Typical scam...a military hero who's not really American, and isn't really in Iraq, and who didn't find millions of dollars that he wants you to help him steal. Common sense should tell you that no one is going to contact a random stranger for something like this. It's just...comical. Remember...if it sounds too good to be true...
~Blue Dragonfly
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
HELLO!!
from: T. m.office@yahoo.cn
reply-to: cptptfranciskbl@e-mail.ua
reply-to: cptptfranciskbl@e-mail.ua
(Wow...what a shock. These two addresses don't match.)
I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner,I found you
listed in the Trade Center Chambers of Commerce directory (The what? And why the hell would I be listed in that?) there in
Iraq,I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business.
I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf, I only
pray at this time that your address is still valid. I am Capt. Charles
Francis, an officer in the US Army, and also a West Point Graduate
presently serving in the Military with the 2nd Battalion, 8th Cavalry
Regiment, 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division Peace keeping
force in Baghdad. (Way to prey on my patriotism, there, scammer. Sorry, but I'm smarter than that.)
I am the move to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left, and i
really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two
military trunk boxes which i have shipped to arrive the USA from the
Iraq. (To arrive the USA from the Iraq? Really? Like an American soldier would be so poorly educated as to write like that?) I hope you can be trusted? will explain further when i get a
response from you.
Waiting for your early reply.
Best regards,
Cpt. Charles T. Francis.
Typical scam...there are no trunks, and this is most certainly not from an American soldier. Remember, if it sounds too good to be true...
~Blue Dragonfly
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