| from: | Mr. Douglas Mike "www."@aroma.ocn.ne.jp | ||
| reply-to: | "Mr. Douglas Mike" <info710@yahoo.com> |
U.S.A. Internal Revenue Service Department Bureau of Consular Affairs.
Washington , DC 20520 Greeting from IRS Date: 2017/11/06
Washington , DC 20520 Greeting from IRS Date: 2017/11/06
Only one "greeting", and the date is written in the European style. I'm so sure this came out of DC...
Contact person: Mr. Douglas Mike
Private email: info710@yahoo.com
Contact person: Mr. Douglas Mike
Private email: info710@yahoo.com
And another dude with two first names. How many Americans do you know with the last name, Mike?
URGENT ATTN:
This is to bring to your attention that the airport authority monitoring team have picked up your consignment with below delivery details from your
delivery agent due to your inability to provide the necessary clearance:
CONSIGNMENT DETAILS
TAG#: BJ2661428986
REF: B762661428BJ
REG NO: 0229BJ
RECEIPT NO: 339331,
BATCH NO: 55674
RELEASE CODE NO: 0763
VALUED $5,500,000.00 USD
Further investigations on this matter clarifies the true source of the fund as inheritance / compensation fund and free from any illegal
activity; you are therefore mandated to forward your Proof of Ownership Certificate duly notarized at the high court from the origin of your
consignment or a mandatory Non Criminal / Clean Bill legal translation fee is $180.00 have to be paid by you within 72 hours.
URGENT ATTN:
This is to bring to your attention that the airport authority monitoring team have picked up your consignment with below delivery details from your
delivery agent due to your inability to provide the necessary clearance:
CONSIGNMENT DETAILS
TAG#: BJ2661428986
REF: B762661428BJ
REG NO: 0229BJ
RECEIPT NO: 339331,
BATCH NO: 55674
RELEASE CODE NO: 0763
VALUED $5,500,000.00 USD
Further investigations on this matter clarifies the true source of the fund as inheritance / compensation fund and free from any illegal
activity; you are therefore mandated to forward your Proof of Ownership Certificate duly notarized at the high court from the origin of your
consignment or a mandatory Non Criminal / Clean Bill legal translation fee is $180.00 have to be paid by you within 72 hours.
Just for fun, I did a search for "clean bill legal translation fee" to see what came up...absofreakinglutely nothing. As in, said fee does NOT exist.
Once again, make payment to the country of origin Control Unit:
Send it through Western Union or Money-Gram and send the payment slip via THIS EMAIL.
It has been resolved that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within three (3) working days upon your acknowledgment of this notification. An airport delivery aid will proceed with your consignment delivery.
Note that any unclaimed consignment will be returned to the Government Treasury after 10 days; so you are advised to do the needful and pick up your delivery as soon as possible to avoid further delivery delays.
Once again, make payment to the country of origin Control Unit:
Send it through Western Union or Money-Gram and send the payment slip via THIS EMAIL.
It has been resolved that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within three (3) working days upon your acknowledgment of this notification. An airport delivery aid will proceed with your consignment delivery.
Note that any unclaimed consignment will be returned to the Government Treasury after 10 days; so you are advised to do the needful and pick up your delivery as soon as possible to avoid further delivery delays.
Do the needful? Sounds kinky...
Yours Faithfully,
Commissioner Mr. Douglas Mike
Commissioner of Internal Revenue Service - IRS
Yours Faithfully,
Commissioner Mr. Douglas Mike
Commissioner of Internal Revenue Service - IRS
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