Can I Trust You My Friend ?

from:		Mrs. Susan Read <"WWW."@image.ocn.ne.jp>
reply-to:		cinmariina@gmail.com

Domain Information:
a. [Domain Name]                OCN.NE.JP
d. [Network Service Name]       Open Computer Network - Japan

Dear Beloved Friend ,  



So I'm your beloved friend, yet you don't address me by name.  Sure.  Makes total sense.



 

Greetings. Please let this not sound strange to you because I am not asking you of money, for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early this year. I prayed and got your email address from your country's guest book (My country's guest book?  What the hell is that?) which I have been with my late husband and I wish to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies grant me. In function of your good profile, I want to solicit your assistance in the discharge of my will. I am Mrs. Susan Read from London and am aged 65 years suffering from endometrial cancer. Please, I want you to help me create a charitable project with the money that I inherited from my deceased husband who died in a motor accident.  I was brought up from a motherless baby's home (I think the word you wanted here was orphanage, but you know, I'm sure motherless baby's home is more common...) and was married to my late husband for twenty nine years without a child.



 

My friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness and I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them anymore, so I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of 9m Pounds with my bank. All I need is an honest person who will use at least %60 of the funds as I instructed, then the rest %40 will go to you for helping me accomplish this mission because donating this money to charity is the only legacy I can leave behind after my death. No money is required from you to carry on with this project because it is my heart desire to make a generous gift to you to work for a charity in your country, I don't mind if you are a Christian or Muslim, but I don't know if I can trust you because there are greedy and fraudulent people over the world. I will give you more details as soon as I hear from you.



 

Looking forward for your urgent response.  (My inner grammar Nazi is just...UGH.)



 

Regards.  (Most people follow a close like Regards with a comma not a period, you idiot...)



 

Mrs. Susan Read.  (And how many people put a period at the end of their name in an email?)




Remember...if it sounds too good to be true...




~Blue