Western Union Notification

from:  United Nations Organization (UN) unodevelopmentclaims@rocketmail.com
reply-to:  unitednationsclaimsoffice@rocketmail.com

(As always, different email addresses, neither of which is an official UN URL.) 

Attention Customer,

We wish to inform you that the United Nations Organization (UN) has taking
over (has taking over?) the Inheritance/Winning payment issue in which you presently have
with your
transaction agents. Your funds was withdrawn by UN on your behalf based on
the fact that you where subjected (where subjected, or were subjected?) to too many process that will make you
spend
more money before receiving your funds.Your Inheritance/Winning payment
was paid out to the United Nations Organization, and they have succeeded
in
depositing your funds with us. They have ordered Western Union Money
Transfer to take full responsibility in the transfer process of your
funds, and we have
received your application for the first installment of $5,000Usd from the
total amount of $500,000.00Usd, Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars.
Below is your first instalmental payment (Oooh.  An instalmental payment?  I wonder how that's different from an installment payment?) that was sent today for you to
pick up:

1. Senders Fisrt Name: JOSEPH
2. Senders Last Name: UDE
3. Senders Address: Edo-State, Nigeria.  (AHA!  Nigeria, eh?  What a SHOCK!)
4. Amount Sent: $5,000Usd.
5. Money Transfer Control Number: 9261341221.
6. Test Question: Who Is Able. Answer: God.

And to prove this right to you, your first installment payment of
$5,000.00 (Five Thousand United State Dollars) has been sent. We would
require that you click
on the link
(https://wumt.westernunion.

com/asp/orderStatus.asp?country=global) and
follow required, enter the MTCN control number as well as the sender first
name and sender last name.Note: You cannot pick up the funds yet because
our commission / transfer charges has not been paid to us, for this simple
reason your name has not yet been activated as the receiver of the funds.
All that is required of you now before receiving your first installment
payment is to proceed to the nearest Western Union Money Transfer outlet
and then request to send $150Usd to us through the western union money
transfer Foreign Operations Manager  PAUL WILSON with the below
information's:  (So, I have to send you money to get my money.  Um, why?  Just keep the fee out of what you owe me.  Wouldn't that make more sense?  But then again, I'm sure there's some reason - a profound one of course - why that can't be done.  And when I pay the $150?  Some other fees will arise, and more and more and more...same old 419 Nigerian scam, different bad English.  And why is the word information possessive?)

1. Receivers Name: PAUL WILSON
2. Receivers Address: Edo-State, Nigeria.
3. Amount: $150Usd.
4. Question: Confirm.
5. Answer: Transfer.

Your first installment will be released after (2) hours and shall be made
payable to you after we received the transfer charges for the $5,000.00
Five Thousand
United State Dollars we have just sent to you. And for each $5,000.00Usd
transferred to you, you will only have to pay the $150Usd before
collection. Please
not that we can not deduct the transfer charges from your funds because we
where not authorized by UN to do so.  (And there's the lame reason why the fee can't simply be deducted.) Your complete $500,000.00Usd was
deposited to us by the Attorney to the United Nations Organization, and
the funds must reach you in its fullest.
Please proceed with the above payment instructions fill in the underlisted
details for confirmation:

1. Sender Names As Used In Transferring The Fund: ?
2. Sender Address: ?
3. Amount Sent: ?
4. Money Transfer Control Number: ?

We awaits your activation fee today, so you can start receiving your
instalment payment as from today. You can also send us a scan copy of the
payment slip.

Yours truly,

Phone number: +234-705-562-8889
Contact Person: Mr. John David.
From Western union payment Service.  (Funny, I would have thought that Western Union would capitalize their own company name...)