Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Truth of the Matter !

from:  Senator David Mark senatoravidmark@nasc.gov.ng
reply-to:  senatepresidentmark@presidency.com
(No official email addresses here...our first clue this is another scam...)
 
THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
ANTI-FRAUD & DEBT UNIT
ZONE 1 WUSE ABUJA-NIGERIA
("MOTT O: UNITY AND FAITH, PEACE AND PROGRESS")
 
(Ooooh, this IS a fancy one, isn't it?  Is it supposed to fool me into thinking it's legit?  I think not...)
 
Senate President and Chairman
Senate Committee on Debt Reconciliation & Evaluation
Federal Republic of Nigeria  (Seriously?  Like I don't know that a high percentage of scams come out of Nigeria?)
 
Attention Please,
   
 
The Truth of the Matter
 
 
I am honourable Mr. David Mark, the Chairman Senate Committee On Debt Reconciliation and Evaluation Federal Republic of Nigeria, After the meeting I held with other members of the Executive Arm of the Government, we decided in one accord to reshuffle every section of government departments with immediate effect. 
 
We have also investigated and found out that a great deal of injustice has been shown to foreign contractors and Inheritors like yourself who have spent your time and money to conclude the transfer processes with different commercial banks in this great country including Central Bank of Nigeria.However, we the Executive Arm of the Government in conjunction with the presidency have decided also to clear all debt owed to genuine contractors and Inheritors like you to avoid the good name of our great nation being tarnished or dragged to the mud by other countries of the outside world and at the same time protect our nascent democracy.   
 
In fact, after our careful verification, we discovered that your contract/Inheritance file is among other fifteen (15) files confirmed to be genuinely ok , all these Inheritance files are on my table and has been Approved for immediate payment of US$15,000,000.00 from the Skye Bank Plc Lagos Nigeria as a part payment of your inheritance / Contractual sum..
 
Please confirm the receipt of this e-mail by responding to this office immediately so that your contract/Inheritance file will be forwarded to the Skye Bank Plc for immediate payment of your Inheritance entitlement without further delay.You should be informed that this money for this payment by the Skye Bank Plc Lagos Nigeria is mapped out from this year's Federal government Budget and the recovered funds Looted out of the Nigerian Treasury by the former Military Head of State General Sani Abacha's family and Other Retired Army Generals.
 
Most importantly, your payment can be Via Telegraphic Wire Transfer To your Bank Account. You should contact me immediately you receive this e-mail and also you should reconfirm your phone and fax numbers in your response to this letter.However, we regret the inconvenience this has caused you in the past. Therefore, you should contact the Skye Bank immediately for the immediate release of Your payment to you because this payment exercise will last for only seven working days from today.
 
Note: That the amount approved for payment to as payment is US$15,000,000.00 only. So put a stop in contacting anybody anywhere in the world for the release of this fund even Mr. Lamido Sanusi of Central Bank of Nigeria so that you will not have cost to regret dealing with wrong hands. You should not communicate to any one again for any reason whatsoever because none of them has your fund in her/he possession.
 
Contact the following person in Skye Bank Plc immediately and send to him your particulars including your phone and fax numbers. Note That We will soon finalize this years first quarter payment exercise to conclude the last fiscal year. No unpaid debt will be carry over to next year and Nigeria has paid so many debts this year. We are likely to have a Budget deficit by next year.
 
Name: Dr. Johnson Lanre.
Director: Telex Department
Head Office Skye Bank Plc.
3, Akin Adesola Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos
Email: skyebankplctelexunit@yahoo.ca
 
Keep me updated as soon as you contact him. Thank you and GOD bless.. Keep off from imposters before they will destroy you
 
Regards,
 
Senator David Mark.
Senate President and the
Chairman Senate Committee on
Debt Reconciliation & Evaluation FGN
Email: senatepresidentngdmark@presidency.com
 
Just another day in spam-paradise.  These guys must really think people are stupid.  Idiotic capitalization and grammar throughout...really?  Just a quick read on this one, and it's obvious that the scammer is trying to sound really official and honest.  Common sense alone is enough to tell you that this is an attempt at a scam.  Remember...if it sounds too good to be true...
 
~Blue Dragonfly 

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