Are you a business man or woman?

From:  SHELL FEDERAL CREDIT UNION info@unic.com
Reply to:  mr.robertcooker@gmail.com
(Let me get this straight.  Shell Federal Credit Union uses Gmail?)


SHELL FEDERAL CREDIT UNION
SHELL LOAN OFFER
SHELL CENTRE, LONDON, SE1 7NA
UNITED KINGDOM

Good Day,

Are you a business man or woman? Are you in any financial mess or do you
need funds to start up your own business? Do you need loan to settle your
debt or pay off your bills or start a nice business? Do you have a low
credit score, and you are finding it hard to obtain capital loan from
local banks/other financial institutes? Do you need a loan or funding
for any reason such as,

* Vehicle Loans
* Real Estate Loans
* Business Loans
* Other Loans
* Line of Credit
* MasterCard

LOAN RATES:
Minimum: $20,000 (Twenty Thousand USD)
Maximum: $10,000,000 (Ten Million USD)


Note: Loan is giving out for just 3% interest rate yearly. Kindly be
informed that loan will be given to you in any country you resides
in the world.  (Great grammar here, too)

Any client who is in need, should provide the following informations in
order for us to open a loan processing file.  (Why is information always plural in these things??)

1. FULL NAME:......................
2. ADDRESS:........................

3. OCCUPATION:.....................
4. COUNTRY:........................
5. STATE:..........................
6. CITY:...........................
7. SEX:............................  (And you need this why?)
8. AGE.............................  (It's illegal to ask for this, ya know.)
9. CELL PHONE NUMBER:..............
10.AMOUNT NEEDED AS LOAN:..........
11.MONTHLY INCOME..................
12.DURATION:.......................

Thanks For Your Co-operation
MR.ROBERT COOKER
E-mail: mr.robertcooker@gmail.com

 

This one's just SO obvious!  Let us send you money...which we won't send...but you'll have to wire us money to get your loan.  I'd bet my next paycheck on that.  Steer clear of anyone asking for information like your age and sex, too.  If you need a loan, go to your bank. ~BlueDragonfly