Beneficiaries Ref/Payments Code: 06654

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From: COMPENSATION OF SCAM VICTIM - info@unifran.br
Reply-to: mrsamsteven10@paysandu.com (A completely different address, neither of which looks official in any way, shape or form!)
Subject: BENEFICIARIES REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 06654

SCAMMED VICTIM/521 BENEFICIARIES REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 06654 $400,000.00 USD
ONLY

This is to bring to your notice that I am a delegate from the United Nations to The IMF (International Monetary Fund) West Africa (Red flag - a large percentage of scams are out of West Africa - specifically Nigeria) Regional Payment Office to pay 521 scam victims $400,000.00 USD (Four Hundred Thousand Dollars only) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount,get back to me as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your $400,000 USD compensations (...compensations?) funds.On this faithful recommendations (...on this faithful recommendations? Seriously?), I want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Federal Republic of Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on the lost of funds by various individual to scam artist operating in syndicates all over the world today (...wait...what? I'm not even sure what they're trying to convey here, it's written so poorly.).

In other to compensate these victims, the U.N Body is now paying 521 victims of this operators $400,000.00 USD each in accordance with the U.N .recommendations. Due to the corrupt and in-efficient Banking Systems in Federal Republic of Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by UN officials sitting at IMF(International Monetary Fund) West Africa Regional Payment Office as corresponding payment center under funding assistance by United Nation body (United Nation body? Odd, I thought it was the United Nations...). According to the number of applicants at hand, 284 Beneficiaries has been paid, (Why is beneficiaries capitalized, and why does the sentence end with a comma?)

half of the victims are from the United States, and we still have more 237 left to be paid the compensations of $400,000.00 USD each. Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message (Translation - don't tell anyone we're trying to scam you by posing as the UN trying to help scam victims...) to him for any reason what so ever as the U.S. Secret service is already on trace of the other criminals. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been Contacted (...more random capitalization...) can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

Send Your Full Name/telephone number/your correct mailing address/country/sex/occupation. (...so you know who I am and that I'm a scam victim...but you don't have any of this info? And, you need to know my gender? What the hell for?!)

To HSBC BANK Representative: Mr Sam Steven (Seriously? Do they think this sounds like a real name???)
Email: mrsamsteven10@paysandu.com
Tel: +2348130448078

Please you are advice (oooh...I'm advice to, huh?) to stop any communication with any person or Body (...got it - don't communicate with any bodies. How does one communicate with a body by email?) that you are currently paying money to due to transaction which you have online with the person.Please let us know right now via email or telephone your present dealing online,so we can help you verify the authenticity of the transaction which you are presently involved in,so you don't get scammed.

Please also send me prof of payment (...prof of payment? Oh, I get it. Send you my financial info so you can protect me...surely you're honest and won't try to help yourself to funds...) in any previous scam.If you still have any,(optional).

I shall feed you with further modalities as soon as I hear from you. (...feed me with modalities? I wonder of those come with fries...)

Do feel free to call me any time on my telephone number.

Yours faithfully,
Mr Sam Steven
United Nation Representative
http://www.un.org/sg

Predictably idiotic Nigerian scam. Horrid use of the English language, various emails that don't even come close to looking official, and the promise of piles of money. You would think that they'd at least try to write effectively if they're going to try this. I say, keep 'em coming, boys...I have way too much fun with these.

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Evaluation Officer/Staff Support

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From: Peter werner Agency - recruitment@werneragency.com (Hmm...most people capitalize their own name...)
Reply-to: peter.werner586@gmail.com (A completely different address...odd...)
Subject: Evaluation Officer/Staff Support
NOTE: Please if you are receiving this email for the second time, reply again

Position Title: Evaluation officer /Staff Support
Hours per week: up to 20- 32
Pay Category: Paid

Company Information:

Peter werner Agency,is a full service production and management firm committed to the implementation of technicaland creative improvement in various companies. The services we provide include: evaluation and continuous improvement exercises about our client ( corporate organization) (First clue this isn't legit? The horrendous grammar used by the scammer.)

Job Responsibilities:

There have been reports about lapses in the services of the Management and some of their staffs,the complaints were based on reports which their customers forwarded anonymous Phone calls which were also made to the head office.The Western union locations were reported for evaluation because of Negligence and other reasons. (Staffs? Phone is capitalized? Negligence is capitalized? Loads of improper grammar? Red flags a-plenty here.)

PAYMENT TERMS:
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Your payment would be $250.00 per duty. Also the company is in charge of providing you with all expense money for the shopping and other expenses involved during the course of your assignment.

All the tools you will need would be provided to you with details every week you have an assignment. (Fake mystery shopping scams like this are quite prevalent. You're sent a check, told to deposit it, keep your $250 in this case, and send the balance back via Western Union. Anything - I repeat, anything that asks for money to be returned or money to be sent via Western Union is a scam!)

JOB DESCRIPTION:
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1} When an assignment is given to you, you would be provided details to execute the assignment and in a timely fashion.

2} You would be asked to visit a company or store in your area and they are mostly our competitors as a secret shopper and shop with them to know more about their sales and stock , cost sales and more details as provided by the company then report back to us with report. But anything you buy at the shop belongs to you. All we want is an effective/quick job and reports. (Report back with a report? Still more grammar fails?)

ASSIGNMENT PACKET:
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Before any assignment we would provide you with the resources needed {cash} Mostly our company would send you a check which you can cash and use for the assignment.Then we would be providing you details on here. But you follow all information given to you as a secret shopper. (And here's the scammy part. We'll send you money, you keep your part and send us the rest...the checks sent out are actually fake - you end up sending them money, then being held responsible by the bank for a fraudulent check! Please beware this type of scam!)

You can earn more which involves nothing more than shopping at a number of selected retailers and assessing their customer service and reporting back. The company will like to have your direct contact phone number to enable fast contact/communication.

You are requested to confirm the following Information. (Ok, so I need to confirm it...which means you already have it...but you're asking for it...um...what the....? I'm thinking that if you want to hire me, you should already know who I am, and you wouldn't need this...)

REQUESTED INFORMATION
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First Name:
Middle Name:
Last Name:
Address (P.O Box not accepted):
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Telephone:
Fax:
Age: (Side note here - it is illegal for ANY employer to ask your age. Period. This line alone is a dead give-away.)
Current Occupation:
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I will keep you POSTED and i will want you to ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT of any message(s) received by you. (Why is this person screaming the words POSTED and ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT at me? Geez.)

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation in order to start work soon . (Since when is cooperation hyphenated, and why is there a space between soon and the period? Grammar fail after fail after fail!)

Peter werner Agency (Again...a company that doesn't capitalize its name?)

(Never ever accept payment with the condition of returning part of the monies to the employer! I may have a little fun with this one, and respond...I'd love to know why they're asking for my age, when it's illegal to do so. Updates to come, if anything amusing occurs. *evil grin*)

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Business Enquiry

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From: Shunji Takeshi - yuh5256221@gmail.com
Reply-to: shunjitakeshi@aol.com
Subject: Business Enquiry
Hello,
This is to invite you to an investment opportunity involving a lucrative business proposal for a common interest to share with you. (Seriously? The sentence structure here tells me this person *might* not be well-versed in the English language.)

I am Mr. Shunji Takeshi from Hong Kong. This concerns the transfer of a large amount of money (Here we go...a large sum of money for absolutely no reason...). Everything about this transaction shall be legally done without any problem (If this is a "legal" transaction he's proposing, I'm the Queen of England...). Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

If you are interested, mail back, through my private Email address, written above, (Ending a sentence with a comma? Sure, that makes it seem even more legit...)

I shall give you more informations (Informations? Funny, I thought the word was information...)about this proposal, as soon as I receive your positive response.

Kind Regards,

Mr.Shunji Takeshi.

(Yet another scammer trying to sound like there's a legitimate large sum of money somewhere with my name on it. The poor writing as well as the different from and reply-to email addresses give it away, too. Remember that old saying, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is? Always sound advice when these emails show up.)

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Greetings please help me.

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Subject: Greetings please help me.
From: Barbara Cole bcole@o2.co.uk
Reply-to: bcole013@yahoo.co.jp (Hmm...completely different from the sender's email address...)
I'm Barbara Cole, I'm 15 years old girl (Seriously?) I live in Bolton UK (With a reply-to address at a .jp (Japan) domain?) before my Dad passed away in a car accident 3 years ago, I now live with my step mum in Warrington, My mum died immediately she gave birth to me. My late Dad Mr.Norman Cole was a big business man in UK before he died in a car accident 2007 I am the only child of my Dad, he died 3 days after the accident so he Will all his life savings to me, I have been trying to collect the funds from the bank but the bank MD CEO refused, he said I should present someone old enough so he can transfer the funds to the person that I can’t be in control of the huge amount of funds because I am still a teenage (You're a teenage, huh? Funny, I thought the word was teenager...) and it is against the UK law. (Love the lack of punctuation in this intro.)
I would have told my step mum to assist me in collecting the funds from the bank but she is not a good woman, my Dad warned me about her before he died, now that I live with her I now understand that what my Dad said about her was true, because she don’t give me attention she don’t care if I am alright or not, all she do is to take hard drugs and bring different men to the house (I have never heard a Brit speak like this...I'm pretty sure the English use proper English grammar for the most part...). I don’t want to have anything to do with her. If I get her involved in this she will use all the funds to take hard drugs. All I wish for right now is someone old enough and honest to help me collect my funds from the bank as I am still a teenage (there it is again...she's a teenage...love it!) and it is against the UK law. Why I can't wait until i am 18 years is because what my step mum is doing to me is not fair and i don't want her to Influence (...and the word influence is capitalized why?) me with her bad life style i just wan't to live so i can live a better life.

I know we don’t know each other but please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the funds from the bank I will give you 50% out of the funds, Then you will help me invest my 50% until I am 18 and I will be staying with you or you will get somewhere for me to stay until I am 18 years old. (Money and she's going to live with me? Wow...funny...I don't recall extending that invitation...)

If you agree to help me, I will send you a copy of the Will and my picture so you will know me, and I will send you the contact of the Bank and tell you how much is the funds so you can contact them, and I will inform the bank that you will contact them that you are the person that want to help me. (And I'm positive that the photo will be real...lol)

I will be waiting for your urgent reply so I can send you the contact of the bank and my father’s Will and death certificate.

Please this letter has to be confidential,and I need your 100% trust and loyalty because the lawyer I got involved wanted to made away with the money (...he wanted to made away with it, huh? Not make away with it?), so I told the bank not to transfer the funds to him, I already promised to give you half of the funds so please be honest with me. (Ooh...be honest with you because you're so honest with me?)

If you are interested please reply me (...reply you? Really? Simple grammar, here...or lack thereof...) on my email: bcole013@yahoo.co.jp.
Best Regards
Barbara Cole

This one is downright brimming with cute little red scam flags. If this email was actually written by a 15-year old English girl, then why the hell can't she speak English?!

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